Hey guys, Oscar here. I just want to set the record straight…Momma says that I’ve been getting along so well with Kaylee lately that I must have a crush on her. YEAH RIGHT! She is a girl and girls are gross! I thought I had made myself very clear on that. But look, she’s still trying to muscle in on my stuff! Just listen to how last night went down, ‘kay? See here? Kirsten from Agape came over last night to bring me a new bed, and Kaylee tried to steal it!
Momma says that I don’t need a bed because I sleep with her and Daddy, that this bed is for Kaylee and it’s OK if I share but it’s really hers. Um, excuse me, but my house = my stuff. All of it.
Well OK fine you I’ll share the stupid bed with you. But I’m drawing the line when it comes to the couch. MY couch, get it?
Oh what the — ? Ugh, OK fine, but no touching!
That’s better. She can just stay over there.
Ahhh, this is nice, just me and mom on the couch. Just like it’s supposed to be.
Hmm….so……hey, you….whatcha doin’ over there?
Not that I care or anything….
But if you wanted to, maybe I would be willing to share my couch. I mean, just for a little while….
Don’t worry about separating these two lovebirds, what Kaylee wants more than to continue her secret affair with Oscar is a family of her very own. To adopt Kaylee, contact Agape Animal Rescue.